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Who's that lady, (Who's that lady) Beautiful lady,(Who's that lady)Lovely lady, (Who's that lady)Real fine lady, (Who's that lady)Hear me calling out to youCoz thats all that i can doYour eyes tell me to pursue but you say look yeah but don't touchWho's that lady,(Who's that lady)sexy lady, (Who's that lady)Beautiful lady,(Who's that lady)Real fine lady,(Who's that lady)I would dance upon a string any gifts she'd wanna bring i would give her anything if she would just do what i say.Who's that lady, (Who's that lady) Beautiful lady,(Who's that lady)Lovely lady, (Who's that lady)Real, real fine lady, (Who's that lady)I would love to take her home but SHE'S DEAD!!!
Lady Vashj - Slain June 24, 2007
We've been a bit lax of late in posting news updates, but thanks to the mortal wound struck to the Az, I mean Fathom-Lord Karathress and his shaman bodyguard, some time has opened up to update a few things around here.
The void left by his departure, the Fathom-Lord's not Az's, was filled by Void Reaver, but alas, he failed to carry us away just as his predecessors have.
And then we came upon a poor chap. A blind fellow who, unfortunately, didn't see us walking towards. Though, to our surprise, he was awaiting our arrival! I guess his lack of vision is made up for in hearing Buns' tiny, stealthy footsteps treading near him. Ohhs well. Our attempt to corral him and let Rulke abuse him for his dreadful, druid purposes had to be put off for a bit. It didn't take much to anger the Rulke. His putrid stench drove Leotheras off and he just sort of plopped over dead. /sadface
A bit of an aside. Sleepy wrangled himself another fishing trophy. Some lurking thing in the water of Serpentshrine Cavern. Word is, boiled lurking things taste good to dwarves. Who am I to say otherwise! ~Sifr